A brain is an apparatus with which we think we think.
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can’t be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
Don’t knock the weather; nine tenth of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
The richer a relative is, the less he bothers you.
Beauty is the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Belladonna in Italian means a beautiful lady, but in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
Bride is a woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Calamity is a more than commonly plain and unmistaken reminder that the affairs of this life are not of our won ordering. Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves, and good fortunes to others.